No, not the cartoon character. Although he's cool too, I guess.
Turns out science has presented us with yet another genetic marvel-- A mouse that lives 20% longer, with nothing more than one gene removed from its' genetic makeup.
Also compelling is the fact that the increase of lifespan is accompanied by (or facilitated by?) a distinct lessening of age-related ailments.
Dominic Withers, the co-author of the study explains, "These mice were resistant to type 2 diabetes ... and they also appeared to have reduced incidence of the mouse-equivalent of osteoporosis -- so they had stronger bones."
The list of noted improvements goes on, including improved balance, strength, coordination, and brain health-- the latter indicated by an abnormally inquisitive nature.
Here's the twist, however.. All this super-mouse greatness wouldn't do Mighty Mouse any good... or Mickey, for that matter. These effects were witnessed exclusively in female mice.
Relax, Minnie.
One intelligent and uplifting commenter on the original blog post on Discover's website had this to contribute:
No thanks… Lifes not really working out for me so well. Im not interested. Somebody else can have mine. Death may be the only way I can escape you f***ers.
Ah, gotta love the internet.
